Homeless from February 9th, 2010

Tonight I was walking to meet friends at an upper class dive, vegan hipster Los Angeles restaurant. I turn the corner on to Sunset Blvd. in the Echo Park neighborhood of Los Angeles. The part of town that has a high enough crime to keep rich people out, but still cultured enough for creative types like myself. Starving artists who can only afford to pay $1,600 per month for a tiny apartment.

I turned the corner and see a crazy person in a dark trench coat. It was my friend. She looked homeless. I admire when people can live with no home. I want to be homeless. Live at the beach for free. Maybe if I had a trust fund I could live in a beachfront condo for free. Bums always live closer to the water that the rich people.