As far back as I can remember, I have been afraid of snakes. For those of you who don’t know me, I have a really good memory and can remember shit from, like the beginning. Snakes make the top of my head tingle not sure why I hate them but I just do. This is the same ingredient that is in good art. Not pretty art, but art that makes you scared to live life. I guess writing can also do this. Read some philosophical and stuff and learn that life is really just meaningless. It’s A constant hunt to define life and find the best pussy, not settling for anything less. But you always do end up settling in the end anyway. We all have earwax.

My name Bjorky and I am an artist. I think art is great especially when it is done by someone who is good at it. It can make you cry or laugh and the other human emotions. Music is art and also makes you feel things. I like to feel weird sometimes, actually most of the time. The weird feeling you get when you see earwax in a stranger’s ear. And you want to tell them but you can’t because that would be rude and not so cool. But seriously you should check that before you leave the house.

Art is like sex; it’s instinct you know? Some good art is made about sex. I try not to make art about sex because I think about it a lot and I have a few Christian friends I don’t want to offend. I like documentary films, they try capturing real life. Sci-fi movies are lame. In fact Every time I watch Star Wars I fall asleep. This problem dates back to my childhood. I think our universe is the best alien planet; The sun trips me out. The moon and trees. Mountains. Animals are the worst; they are like humans but stupid, hairy and crap everywhere. Why waste your time looking at some fabricated waste of time film? $15 for a movie ticket.