Welcome to the Art category of my controversial web site.
May 23rd, 2010
May 23rd, 2010
International love making is more erotic than one may think. You get to do cool things like dress up in funny costumes and make funny faces at each other. And if you have wi-fi, you can take your lover out on the lawn and let them watch you play frisbee with your friends.
May 14th, 2010
Yeah, this is the sneak peak.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Time: 12:00pm – 11:00pm
Location: 2401 S. Sante Fe #208, 90058
Come see stuff you can already see on the internet, but in real life.
With resident artists: Laura Schlipf, Aerick Eisenstein, Jeremy Shaun McDonald and
Guest artists: Bjorky, Brody Albert, Ed Schofield, Grace Albelda, John Dewey, Jesse Fillingham, Kaeleen Maeve, Nicole Adee Dreyfuss, Sean Smith, Shana Jeanette, Dimase
Live acoustic performance begins Sunday at 7pm with special guest Julian Ducatenzeiler.
Directions: http://santafeartcolony.com/?page=Directions
April 30th, 2010
I did this doodle during the day when all my normal friends are busy with their day jobs. Doodling around is wicked fun.
April 20th, 2010
83cave. Digital, 2010.
Happy 420 everybody! I hope this trips you out.
April 20th, 2010
March 30th, 2010
Digital, 2010.
March 22nd, 2010
Execrations from the Cat Lady. Giclee, 12″ x 9.5″. 2010.
March 16th, 2010
Friends are fun. Especially when you get to make wicked artwork with them. Can you spot Mr. Poop? Mad props to Micycle for making this colabo possible.
March 16th, 2010
March 13th, 2010
Ever have one of those days?
March 8th, 2010
January 31st, 2010
Bad Hair Day, 2010. Public Installation. Paint on paper.
In Japan, I feel at home. Not really in Osaka though, because the scenesters there look like Dracula. And when you take their photo they get angry and scoff. I snapped a few photos anyway. They have big yellow hair and trench coats and creepy, permanent smiles. I hated them so much I made a poster and tapped it up in the street mocking them.
January 30th, 2010
Vinyl on paper. 12″ x 12″ 2009.
Friends make life great. I think if you had to do community service, you could make some new friends. On the side of the freeway raking up trash and making the city clean again. I guess the only problem is that your new friends would all be criminals.
December 14th, 2009
I would love to tame a free spirit. Fix her up and make her wear clothes. But then I guess she wouldn’t be free and would be just normal. And normal is no fun.
December 1st, 2009
November 25th, 2009
25″ x 33.33″ and limited to an edition of 50. Each print is signed and numbered by the artist.
$40 USD. Please inquire via email to purchase. goods@bjorky.com
November 1st, 2009
Three Words: Shitzu Named Murphy. View my muse. I hand crafted this puppy and won a bottle of 2-buck-chuck. Yeah, it tasted alright. I really dig a nice red. I’m pretty sure I can’t out do this costume, so I will not participate in Halloween ever again. I think girls dressing up as sexy cops is old and boring anyway. Plus when you meet them again when they are wearing normal clothes, you are disappointed when they are all covered up. I was complimented many times on my legs that night. No they are not tights.
September 25th, 2009
July 22nd, 2009
Seriously, everybody has a nipple. What’s the big problem with a little National Geographic all up in your face?
18″x24″. Hand-pulled silkscreen, open edition.
$25 USD. Please inquire via email to purchase. goods@bjorky.com